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[umbrelladouche]

Don't waste my time. Maybe I'll get back to you.

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[virulentfacade.livejournal.com]

Has it finally killed you yet?

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[umbrelladouche.livejournal.com]

My, how unexpected, Envy! I didn't think I'd hear from you.

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[virulentfacade.livejournal.com]

I'm not the one on my deathbed, plague boy.

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[umbrelladouche.livejournal.com]

Have you forgotten my name already? I'm crushed, Envy~

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[virulentfacade.livejournal.com]

Your name's unimportant.

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[umbrelladouche.livejournal.com]

What do you want, Envy. Surely you didn't get in touch to see how I'm doing~

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[virulentfacade.livejournal.com]

I'd hoped you were dead.

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[umbrelladouche.livejournal.com]

Are you too afraid to do it yourself? You'd rather rely on some silly illness to do me in? That's awfully boring, Envy.

[somber]

Yo... Space Brawler-San.

[umbrelladouche.livejournal.com]

Ah?

Do I know you~?

[somber]

Surely you remember the name of your samurai savior.

[umbrelladouche.livejournal.com]

What was that? I'm afraid you've gone and lost me~

[somber]

[a short, mirthless pause]

I'm fond of no games but my own, Yato. The revolt against the Harusame and Admiral Ahou...?

[umbrelladouche.livejournal.com]

[time out son I am ACTUALLY almost interested in this-]

Revolt?

When was this? Who are you?

[somber]

[one word, like a threat:]

Kiheitai.

[umbrelladouche.livejournal.com]

Kiheitai...? I've heard that before.

Ahhh, you're new to the Thor, aren't you~? Look, if we've met, I honestly don't remember at all. I've been here for like seven months and I've never heard from you before.

[ghostieblasted]

[Suddenly, your guide is playing this whether you're doing something on it or not. ]

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[11ady]

Please come collect your paramour. Next time, keep her on a tighter leash.

[ooc: cuz yeah this happened...]

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[umbrelladouche]

Para-what? Quit making up words, What are you talking about?

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[11ady]

Your 'girlfriend' decided it would be a good idea to threaten me. She's in an enclosed force field in the ballroom lavatories. This wasn't part of the deal, Kamui.

[Une would depower the damn crazy woman but she doesn't want to waste her resources. Not just yet.]

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[umbrelladouche]

[You can't see it, but he is facepalming so hard right now >8(]

No, I suppose it wasn't. To be fair, I didn't exactly send her after you. I was kind of preoccupied with the food spread.

So what, she's in the women's room?

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[11ady]

Yes, you can pick her up now that the festivities are over. I'll deactivate the field and call my droids back once you're at the door.

By the way, she made me re-assess the stipulations in our bargain. Since she threatened me with violent death followed by reincarnation and a second helping of violent death once you get all your strength back, it seems that it would be my best interest to give you your strength back in smaller increments. 20% in the morning. Nothing more and nothing less. You have Miss Noi to thank.

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[umbrelladouche]

[ngl he actually kind of snickered at all this violent death-reincarnation-violent death stuff. Oh Noi never change.]

That's a pain, but I guess it can't be helped. I'll have a little chat with her once I get there. Can't have my subordinates running around pissing off the lady with her finger on the kill switch, now can I.

[well okay Noi wasn't his SUBORDINATE but hey space pirate talk]

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[11ady]

See that you do or you may find yourself in a worse state than the one you're already in.

[she really doesn't want to try depowering him further since that might end up being murder 8| he's useless to her if he's dead.]

ACTION deal with it

[chinagirl]

[It's not that he deserves anything... He doesn't. But Kagura knows how it feels to be alone on a birthday, and since Kamui is alone all the time... Well, it just bothers her a little.

So the night before his birthday, there comes a knock at his door. If he even bothers to answer, there will one of those pre-packaged snacks of two chocolate cupcakes lying there. There's a note taped to the top of it that has "Happy Birthday" scrawled across it.]